This motherf will be a billionaire by the time he f retires

This motherf will be a billionaire by the time he f retires

7 things we learned about the Browns

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buy canada goose jacket cheap First of all, Mayfield being a Bob Evans stan is a major red flag. Secondly, how do you not know Bob Evans is a chain? Thirdly, Olive Garden was not even the best choice of the three places Mayfield listed. Follow your heart, and go to Taco Bell, Patrick. canadian goose jacket Bob Evans is trash. buy canada goose jacket cheap

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John Dorsey got a fair bit of camera time in the premiere, which covered the first week of camp, and he was wearing the same oversized sweatshirt in every scene.

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Only QBs can enter, though Mayfield did leave the door open for uk canada goose outlet a non QB canada goose coats on sale earning entry.

canada goose deals There is a strict no bathroom policy, says Mayfield. Probably a good call. canada goose deals

canada goose coats Fourth string quarterback Brogan Roback (yes, that name is 100% real, and he looks like a dude named Brogan) is in charge of keeping it stocked with drinks and snacks. It buy canada goose jacket cheap sounds like the snack selection is quite terrible thanks to Drew Stanton: canada goose coats

told Drew, ‘I’m not very good at the whole snacks deal, what should we get? I’m thinking Pop Tarts, Oreos, you know all that stuff? He goes, ‘Stop right there, let’s get some healthy snacks.’ I went to Katie, our nutrition lady, and said ‘Can you please gather me the best healthy snacks you have?’ like where young Brogan head was at canada goose clearance with the Pop Tarts (provided they aren strawberry ones) and Oreos suggestion. Stanton ruined the RV. I don even want to be invited in.

As for the layout, Baker gets the room in the back the master bedroom if you will while Canada Goose Outlet Tyrod (or as Roback pronounces it) stays out in the common area. Drew Stanton has dibs Canada Goose online on the bed behind the curtains. Brogan just crashes wherever, apparently.

4. Carl Nassib is a financial genius with a filthy mouth and he met Taylor Swift

canada goose clearance By far the best scene of the episode was the Browns defensive end giving his fellow defensive linemen a little financial advice. I let Nassib, who seems to love the f word, take it from here here knows what compound interest is? This is real s Financial advisers are everywhere. They’ll f take your money and they’ll take 1% of everything you got. And you’ll go ‘Oh it’s 1%. It doesn’t f matter.’ It matters. It matters a f lot. Because if you learn this s yourself, you can f make a billion f dollars. canada goose clearance

canada goose We got a lot of money right now, right? This is the easiest equation to make you rich: You have a million dollars and after seven years of getting 10% on that money every single year you’re making money off of it you’re going to double it after seven years. So you double your money every seven years for 42 f years, you get 64 times your original f money. So you got a million dollars, you can end up canada goose clearance sale with $64 million by the time you retire listen, Myles [Garrett] has got f million. Add that shit, a teammate chimes in. canada goose

Canada Goose Parka let’s say half of it. This motherf will be a billionaire by the time he f retires. Bro, it’s crazy. Nassib names drop ol T canada goose uk outlet Swift just to style on the rest of the boys been thinking that s for the past three months and I uk canada goose don’t spend money on stupid s I met Taylor Swift, and before the concert I was like, I need to buy a Canada Goose Parka Rollie (Ed. note: That’s a Rolex for you dweebs out there) so she knows I got it, and I didn’t because of this. a mature decision. Any more questions? Canada Goose Parka

you’re canada goose uk shop telling us that all we got to do is put $100,000 in the bank and let it just sit there? a teammate asks.

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Canada Goose Outlet I almost forgot that Williams was on this staff until he started yelling at me through the television screen. Here was his totally sane message to the team guys that were here last year, I was Canada Goose Online an [expletive] when I came in here. I don’t want to be that guy this year unless you tell me I have to come back. It’s not as hard as people think it is to make calls in a game. It’s not that hard. What’s hard is getting it to you in a hurry. Don’t stutter. Tell everybody what to do, and then TRUST THAT THEY’LL DO THERE JOB. Canada Goose Outlet

(Ed. note: Yes, I know that’s the wrong version of ‘their’ but do you think Gregg Williams GIVES A [EXPLETIVE]!?!?!).

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